Nicole Miller Ruched Satin Dress
Last worn to celebrate New Year's Eve at Cipriani's London in 2007. The flattering ruching helped camouflage the evening’s excesses (mama mia, the zucchini friti!) while the plunging neckline helped distract the barman while I made off with my tenth Bellini. You'll find plenty of bra keeps sewn into staps to keep whatever's holding up your tatas in place. Come to think of it, best saved for when social distancing is a distant memory.